Meat was mauled, munched and masticated.
The winner was meat.
Venue:
La Parrillada, Petersham
Date:
15 August 2009
Attendees:
Adam Sirloin, T-Bone Glenn, Wagyu Aaron, Topside Bradley, Tim Silverside and special guest Greg Oyster Blade.
What was ordered:
PARRILLADA ISABELLA’S DELUXE - $149.00
OVER 4 KG OF MEAT (FOR 6 PERSONS OR MORE)
Mix of fresh tender pieces of meat (2x beef sirloin steak, 3x beef T bone steak, beef and pork ribs, 2x pork loin chops, 2x lamb cutlet and 3x South American chorizo) cooked on a char-
Individually served on a sizzling BBQ on the table accompanied with a garden salad, French fries and the parrillada sauces.
No salad was eaten.
What was drunk:
Sangria, bourbon and coke, beer and T-Bone ordered a Budweiser, having forgotten how crap it is.
Rating:
7.5 coronaries out of 10
These are the songs that I'll be listening to during my preparation for the upcoming M.o.M. event.
ReplyDeleteTheses are the SONGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO EAT MEAT
On this list you will not find Elton John, Queen or Nickleback.
Now, the songs and artists on this list are all about the three things which Men have an inherent right to, Fighting, Fucking & Rock.
1. Whole lotta shakin going on - Jerry Lee Lewis -Because he made piano so sexy he married his 13 year old cousin.
2. I'm a Man/Who do you love? - Bo Diddley - Too hard to decide which one of these two. Both songs are supremely misogynistic, and backed by Bo's supremely rockin jungle beat.
"I'm a man I spell M-A-N"
3. Jumpin jack Flash - Rolling Stones - This has to go in just because Mick jagger sings it like he is still 25, and even though he is old and ugly, women still want him.
4. Tucker's Daughter - Mossy - This is a precautionary tale for women, a man can never be ruled, he is king of all he surveys.
5. Rocket - Def Leppard - Nothing comes more overbloated and pointless than this track, except for maybe reincarnations of Hey Hey its Saturday. Regardless, this song reminds me of being on the verge of puberty. So dumb.
6. Too Fast for Love - Motley Crue - Where Rocket is bloated and pointless, this is a lean and predatorily sordid tale of being a man.
7. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor - I am a man, therefore I am a Warrior.
8. Kashmir - Led Zeppelin - A Warrior needs bombastic ROCK to keen his senses for battle.
9. Final Countdown - Europe - Ditto.
10. We built this City - Jeffersen Starship - Oops, sorry wrong list.
11. Cocaine Blues - Johnny cash - Violence & sex!
12. A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying - Bloodhound Gang - Because a real man is one cold hearted son of a bitch.
Damn, now I'm hungry.